Gibberish talk: GIBBERISH TALK- "GETTING THINGS STRAIGHT"

Hi all.. Lightning has struck once, however without major causalities, .. Our first practical exam is over..thankfully it has passed uneventfully, which is an event in itself.. Next lightning sessions scheduled on 18, 20 and 21st..

Oh, by the way, I am a dentist, or rather striving to become one..personally, I do not like the word "dentist". I feel, it has something mean and sinister about it..i prefer calling ourselves "smile architects", which has a much more brighter and positive appeal.. What we do is not a mystery, but people do have a lot of misconceptions about us.. For starters, we are also human.. We are often perceived as cold and heartless, and as born sadists..its as if only the most cruel of the men become dentists, who are viewed as someone much closer to a butcher!! And yes, it is perfectly safe to talk with us..we are no social outcastes and do not just- like- that pull off your teeth just by the sight of it.. Thanks to Ogden Nash , children fear us and often confuse us with Dracula(its all a toothy affair!!) Things have reached to the extend that the general public fear us as much as the police, both being public ka no.1 enemy..

But lets get things straight.. Any person who has had the misfortune of experiencing dental pain surely knows the significance of the service we render..we are the mothers darling, when we correct the crooked teeth of their children and fill the cavities, which range from small pits to massive after-bomb holes..and yes, we even are a requisite for the matrimonial business, providing potential bride and bridegroom with the most perfect smile( as first impression matters after all)..and who else would give your grandparents "the extra bite" to lead an eventful post retirement life??

Seriously, im not bragging how we hold the society in our palms, but all I'm asking is bit of understanding. We are a wrongly interpreted group, and all I wanted to do was to straighten out this..

Now that we are in an understanding term, let me tell you something else that has been on my mind.. There is a crazy swine flu victim who has escaped from the hospital and is roaming about free..take care not to cross your path with this swine..

And a bit of detective work..