Rust in peas!!! :)
Just have a look around you, at all the sign boards and posters . A tactics that even Father of our nation could not devise, a strategy successfully plotted and implemented by the Billboard writers of our country, an eternal insult to the colonial rulers - pollute their language systematically.
As masters of adulteration, the craze of developing HINGLISH has caught everyone’s imagination , especially the SMS babies!!
The adulteration wing has many schools of thought:
1. Omit vowels. This helps to save space and at the same time conveys the message perfectly well.
2.Add extra vowels: This may have the effect of better emphasis.
(No entery. Rhymes with-Mesentery, dysentery)
3.Substitute the normal, logical letter with its closest relative: Helps to grab attention, a trick often used in our Hotel Menu cards.
4. Omit certain letters to make your product appear more appealing, a trick successfully used below:
(Now that’s what I call canned food!!!)
5. Make up your own words, and make it appear very normal.
(Undunating???!!!)
6. The best trick of all- Do Gibberish! Just write what you feel like and don’t even attempt to hide it!!
(I just love his creativity..Be aware of him!!!!)What a name and caption!!!
So, adios spelling. Adios normal, simple English.
A request to our Bill board writers. Please cooperate with us. Or is it COORDINATE?
Just read this diary entery(wow, the new style is catching up!!):
Bye all.
