GIBBERISH TALK-"THE PARADISE UNVIELED"

Water on Moon!!

Path breaking discovery..India's gift to the world..The face of moon re-written..A new age has been heralded when moon travelling has a whole new meaning..

The entire scientific community is upbeat about the endless possibilities this discovery has opened up..

"It's a game changer in the sense of future human exploration to the moon, in that now there is the potential of resources of water that future astronauts could tap so that we don't have to bring this water from Earth."

Ok..so we would one day tap water from moon. Bottled 'moon water' might be a possibility!!

Moon Water-'The low gravity Water'

But who is the real benefactor??

Of course, science has a lot to gain..but behind all the hungama, is a group of people, who are really ecstatic, who are not laughing out loud, yet cant hide the smile in their face..who else would need water as badly as the African countries for their existence, Yes.. the Beverages Corporation, especially that of Kerala..

No, seriously..Even Achu maman has to be happy..Reason: it’s a recognized fact that there is no place in the world where malayalees are not there, and the first thing that a malayalee does in a new place, besides hunting for the newspaper, is finding the cheapest route to the nearest Bevarages outlet!! If Kerala Beverages could open their outlet in moon, plus start a campaign against Videshi madya boorshas, rest assured, all the lunar malayalees would queue up. Beverages is one of the main source of income for our Govt. Add to the equation a 'lunar alcohol consumption regulation' tax ,and the Kerala govt would be set to mint money!!

Malayalees are looking for a reason to booze. It’s a must, for the birth of revolutionary artists, new political thoughts etc.. As soon as the shadows begin to lengthen by late evening, you can see people queuing up..no confusion..no hooliganism..all stand in a very serious, professional manner waiting for their chance..both the young and the old, rich and poor..one instance of equality that would make any comrade proud!! By late night, the roads are filled with people who have turned into snakes, crawling..into birds, soaring high..

In a place with gravity six times less than earth, these Ani-morphs could become monsters, jumping over craters and rocketing over mountains..(truly, Red bull would offer you something much more than wings!!). As I said before, the possibilities are endless!!

Lunar water and Kerala Beverages-ah, the dream team!!

I am no soothsayer, but the future surely looks 'LIGHTER"!!